hip*ster*crit noun: One who criticizes hipsters for being hipsters even though she herself is a hipster.
me: effin’ hipsters.
friend: you own a small dog named the Professor, have a boyfriend who wears flannel and live in a hipster neighborhood.
me: shit.
Hipster boy and his little dog who is two years old today. They celebrated at the pride block party-where dog donned a purple frilly shirt with a bedazzled crown.
You should listen to this. There’s a section where I talk about meeting my first college roommate, Heidi, who is the ultimate in PBR and Seattle via Fargo via Seattle hipstertude. Also, the dude who runs Story Time Explosion has really big framed black glasses. Total hipster cred.